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Why Am I So Effing Tired?

$90.00

Formulated with a variety of vitamins (including a high dose of the B’s) and supplements—many sourced from ancient Ayurveda—this helps re-balance an overtaxed system. Replenishing the nutrients you may be lacking may improve energy levels and diminish stress.* 

  • 1-month supply = 30 packets
  • Note: Works for guys, too


Better Deal: Buy 3-month supply and save $30. ($240 total, or $80/month).

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Formulated with a variety of vitamins (including a high dose of the B’s) and supplements—many sourced from ancient Ayurveda—this helps re-balance an overtaxed system. Replenishing the nutrients you may be lacking may improve energy levels and diminish stress.* 

  • 1-month supply = 30 packets
  • Note: Works for guys, too


Better Deal: Buy 3-month supply and save $30. ($240 total, or $80/month).

WHICH PROTOCOL IS RIGHT FOR YOU?

Each regimen is designed to support optimal nutritional levels, promote general wellness, and re-balance your system. While not a cure/treatment/prevention of disease, these protocols can help address the four mind and body issues that plague most women we know. The questions below will help you determine which protocol may provide support where you need it most.

If you answer yes to more than three questions, the protocol is a good choice for you—if you answer yes to three or more questions on multiple protocols, choose the one that addresses your most acute need. You can easily transition to a different protocol in a few months (i.e., Why Am I So Effing Tired? to Balls in the Air, or Balls in the Air to The Mother Load.)

    1. When you wake up in the morning, do you already feel tired, even if you got a fair amount of sleep? Do you feel tired all day?
    2. Do you find that you turn to caffeine, sugar, and salt to help you get through the day?
    3. Does your mind race, even when you feel tired?
    4. Are you feeling constipated, or having excessive gas or bloating?
    5. Do you feel like it’s become a struggle to lose weight, even though your routine is otherwise healthy?
    6. Are you feeling depressed, or struggling to remember things or focus?
    7. Do you feel like you get every cold that goes around?
    8. Do you have a diminished sex drive?
    9. Does your body ache, specifically in your neck and shoulders?
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    1. Do you gain weight easily, and/or have difficult losing weight?
    2. Do you sometimes experience rapid weight gain, particularly at the waist, hips, and butt?
    3. Do you crave sweet foods? If so, have you tried to stop eating them but found that you couldn’t? Is it difficult to stop eating carbohydrate-rich foods, such as chocolate, ice cream, or french fries?
    4. Have you been told your blood sugar is higher than normal, or do you know that it is greater than 85 mg/dL (milligrams per deciliter)?
    5. When you go without eating for more than four hours, do you feel shaky, anxious, or irritable?
    6. Is your waist measurement 35 inches or greater (at the belly button) and/or do you have a BMI greater than or equal to 25?
    7. Have you been told that you have polycystic ovary syndrom (PCOS), a condition that includes irregular periods, acne, increased hair growth, and sometimes infertility and cysts on the ovaries?
    8. Do you have, or suspect you have, an underactive thyroid?
    9. Do you have or suspect you may have yeast overgrowth (bloating, constipation or diarrhea or both, fatigue)?
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    1. Do you have big goals and an even bigger to do list?
    2. Are you trying to do it “all”? This can include building a career, being a mom, giving back to your community, training for an Ironman, or all of the above?
    3. Do you have autoimmunity issues from doing too much?
    4. Do you have a family history of autoimmune disease that you want to prevent in your own life?
    5. Do you feel fine and want to make sure it stays that way?
    6. Do you sometimes worry that you’re doing too much, or feel like you push yourself to the edge of crashing?
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    1. Do you have children under the age of 7?
    2. Are you currently pregnant, or hoping to become pregnant in the next year? (If so, this is reason enough to take The Mother Load as a prenatal vitamin.*)
    3. Are either your concentration and/or short term memory not what they used to be?
    4. Do you feel easily overwhelmed and unable to keep up with everything?
    5. Do you have feelings of anxiousness that are out of context for what is actually going on?
    6. Do you not have enough energy to get through the day?
    7. Do you have cravings?
    8. Do you feel like your general system isn’t functioning properly, as evidenced by new or exaggerated symptoms of skin issues, digestive issues, weight issues, or fluid retention?
    9. Are you experiencing a lower than normal libido?
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No matter how much sleep I get, I still feel exhausted.

A COMPREHENSIVE VITAMIN AND SUPPLEMENT REGIMEN DESIGNED TO PROMOTE ADRENAL FUNCTION, MENTAL ACUITY, AND STRESS TOLERANCE.* is this right for me?

Ingredients

Dosage & Interactions

Each packet contains: 1 PhytoBlend Multi tablet (green), 1 Omega-3 EPA-DHA 1000 softgel (golden yellow), 3 Adaptogen Blend tablets (grey-brown scored), and 1 Licorice Boost tablet (brown).

Directions: Take one packet daily or as directed by your healthcare provider.

Warning: Do not use if pregnant or nursing or if you have heart disease or hypertension. Do not exceed 600 mg of glycyrrhizic acid daily. Extended use at these levels may elevate blood pressure. Excess vitamin A intake may be toxic, may increase the risk of birth defects, and may contribute to osteoporosis. Pregnant women and women who may become pregnant should not exceed 10,000 IU of preformed vitamin A (retinyl acetate) per day unless instructed to do so by a healthcare practitioner.

Caution: Consult your healthcare practitioner if taking other nutritional supplements or medications. Keep out of reach of children.

Additional Details

Storage: Keep in a cool, dry place.

Products included are non-GMO and gluten free.

To report adverse events call 866-649-4334.

Questions? Frequently asked questions

MEET DR. ALEJANDRO JUNGER

Founder of the Clean Program and bestselling author of Clean (among other essential health manuals), LA-based cardiologist Alejandro Junger graduated from medical school in Uruguay, where he was born. He completed his postgraduate training in internal medicine at NYU Downtown Hospital and a fellowship in cardiovascular diseases at Lenox Hill Hospital before studying eastern medicine in India.

Why he developed the protocol

This regimen is designed for people with adrenal exhaustion, or adrenal fatigue—a term that is not commonly used or even recognized by most modern medicine doctors outside of extreme cases. It affects an epidemic-level proportion of people and is usually confused with other conditions. The most common symptoms are: physical and mental exhaustion, difficulty sleeping, weight gain and difficulty losing weight, bad digestion, constipation, irregular periods, frequent colds and other infections, and the worsening of individual underlying medical problems.

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About the Brand

Determining which vitamins to take can be overwhelming: it’s hard to choose from a vast array of products, and there is a ton of conflicting information—plus, there are well-founded concerns about what’s actually in them, which range from whether supplements contain what they claim, to questions about ingredient quality (and occasionally toxicity). This is too bad, as the modern, American diet often calls for extra vitamin and mineral support—and we all deserve products that actually work.

At goop, we’ve built our brand by starting important conversations, and turning to the best doctors and experts in the field for advice and solutions. Not only are these doctors on the cutting-edge of what’s coming next, but they work tirelessly in their fields on protocols to help as many patients as possible. They understand what we need; they understand what works.

With goop WELLNESS, we’ve partnered with these practitioners to deliver health-defining vitamin and supplement regimens that address acute needs. Clear your shelves of all those random bottles, because each of our daily packets contains everything you are probably looking for.